Stuck in Utila: War is Hell
Utila
Day 15
1800 hours
Fear. Fear pervades our every thought. Conditions are deteriorating rapidly. The rain has forced a hasty retreat beyond our former entrenched position. The platoon remains pinned down on the south side of the island. Scenes of Iwo Jima flash across our battle scarred minds. Except for the death. And the artillery. And there are no Japanese whatsoever.
The once joyful and gay streets are now cratered and littered with the remains of once enjoyed candy bars. The carefree laughter of Honduran festivity replaced by a swampy no mans land populated only by the weakening moans of the injured.
Our repeated amphibious evac calls have gone unheeded. It seems high command has left us here to rot. Our offensives have been brutally repressed by the impenetrable aquatic defenses of the Honduran 63rd National Socialist Paramilitary Ferry Company.
Casualties are swiftly mounting. Those that are not dead or dying are sinking slowly into a deadly cocktail of malaise and moderately priced rum.
The innocent youth of our younger years has been cruelly ravaged.
All that remain of the original 300 strong platoon are a wearied and malnourished half dozen. Our once proud fighting force has been decimated by the slow cruel attrition of disease and sporadic napping. The wrecked remnants are in a pitiable state.
Private Watson is nearing death. He remains motionless under the burden of his murder mystery novel, his chest rising and falling with the loathsome rhythm of his own impending mortality. The incessant screams of Lt. Tom are taking an emotional toll on all of us. His glazed eyes betray no remaining vestige of humanity. I fear that we must take extreme action to salvage the waning sanity of our unit.
I fear this may be my last communication. My laptop’s lifeblood is slowly and inexorably draining. Our only chance is a dawn offensive that is likely to prove suicidal. Dusk is falling, and with it, our hope of salvation.
Silence. Terrible silence. For now.


Hi I'm David. I'm horrendously unphotogenic, so this is as close as you get! Cheers!
October 31st, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Two questions:
1. Are you gonna do any Diving while you’re there? (I hear that Utila is an amazing place for it.)
2. Did you have anything to do with the either of the following:
http://tinyurl.com/David-Byars
or
http://tinyurl.com/David-ByarsII
Note: Brevity in response is understandable and almost expected. However, let the record show that while no response is indeed the most absolute form of brevity in the purist sense, it will not be deemed a sufficient response.
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Your move Dingle-Berry….
October 31st, 2008 at 7:09 pm
What are you talking about? Happy Halloween. I don’t know if we will celebrate your birthday or not. The election is scarier than Halloween. We might have to come live with you in Hondurus as your Dad may be taxed more than he makes.
November 2nd, 2008 at 9:15 am
What the heck are you griping and groaning about. Our home was actually invaded by witches, zombies, ghosts, disney characters, and even one incredible hulk. And all in search of my beloved hoard of chocolate. There is no civility here. I DO NOT feel your pain. But I do pray for your safety.
I love you.
Lynn
November 2nd, 2008 at 10:25 am
You’re so dramatic
November 8th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
1) Yes. I did 15 dives in Utila. It was RTTM.
2) Senator, I do not recall.
November 9th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
plucking. i think this is my fav post so far. it’s great that there are still minds out there that can put that much thought into an everyday thing. (see my idiotic blogs for more insight into such (over)thought.) i think i can take direction from this post…