Don’t Go to College Part 3: Third World
Hello my stinky little friends. This is part three of my Don’t Go to College Series. This one is short, so I’ll give you a bonus one on Friday. If you are new to the DGTC scene, you’re a turd. So go here and catch up.
———————————————————————
My plane landed in Guatemala City. From the little I read about it in the guidebook, I was likely to get kidnapped or murdered before I could see much of the city. The no-plan plan was starting to piss me off. It was supposed to be a platform from which my dashing adventures would launch. I was supposed to survive by my wits and rippling muscles, with many an exotic woman by my side. Instead I was hyperventilating and sweating in an un-airconditioned airport terminal.


Hi I'm David. I'm horrendously unphotogenic, so this is as close as you get! Cheers!
August 26th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
The suspense is too much. Did you get kidnapped and murdered or did you survive and go on to write a blog about your adventures???
August 26th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE….
Totally playin LOL!
September 9th, 2009 at 9:32 am
Hi! I was surfing and found your blog post… nice! I love your blog.
Cheers! Sandra. R.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:08 am
I love your site.
Love design!!! I just came across your blog and wanted to say that I
September 11th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Sign: umsun Hello!!! rcuwwymhyw and 5137ssgfhphzye and 6696Thanks. We look forward to hearing from you again and for your opinions on the world of work.
August 24th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Sign: zdbrw Hello!!! qprha and 4704pcysbexeky and 6102 : Cooooool blog really